25 Toilet Humour Jokes and Puns (For Adults)

At Woosh, we love a laugh and washrooms, so what’s better than a bit of toilet humour? This list is full of toilet jokes for adults! From bathroom jokes to toilet paper puns, we have a bit of everything to get you laughing with your friends and family. 

1. Why did the soldier flush the toilet?

Because duty calls.

2. You know how a toilet is referred to as the John? 

Well, I’ve renamed mine to Jim. It sounds pretty good when I say I’ve been to the Jim twice today. 

3. I accidentally swallowed Scrabble tiles. 

My next trip to the toilet could spell disaster. 

4. Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack in the pavement. 

5. What kind of trees grow in the bathroom?


6. How does an Australian greet his toilet?

Bidet mate!

7. Why do toilets make good detectives?

They always get to the bottom of things.

8. All the toilets in the police station have disappeared, and they are asking for witnesses. 

They currently have nothing to go on!

9. I used to clean the toilets when I was in the army.

They called me loo-tenant!

10. Why did the toilet go to therapy?

It couldn’t handle the pressure. 

11. Have you heard of the film ‘Constipated’?

Probably not, because it never came out.

12. Why don’t toilets ever get tired?

They’re always taking a seat.

13. How can you tell if a toilet is embarrassed?

They look a little flushed.

14. What do you say to a photo-bombing toilet?

Urinal the photos. 

15. Why did the toilet decide to go on a diet?

It was tired of its "heavy" load and opted for a strict bowel movement regime!

16. How do you get your arm down a toilet?

U bend it. 

17. Why did the bidet suddenly become a comedian?

Because it figured out that laughter washes away messes better than water alone!

18. What did the toilet say to the plumber?

“I’m flushed with excitement.”

19. Why did the toilet break up with the sink?

They were too draining!

20. What do you call an igloo with no toilet? 

An ig. 

21. What’s the difference between a toilet and a cemetery?

Absolutely nothing -  when it’s time to go, it’s time to go. 

22. Why did the toilet take a nap?

It was feeling drained. 

23. What’s a plumber’s favourite shoe? 


24. Why was the toilet anxious?

It had been dealing with too many "nervous poos" lately!

25. Why did the toilet paper work out?

To get ripped. 

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